ELECT A PROGRESSIVE GAME-CHANGER WHO WILL #DrainTheSwamp4Realz!

Hi, I’m Trista! – progressive candidate & advocate for progressive change in our community, whether it’s for championing mis vecinos en Drexel Heights; ‘Keepin’ it Weird’ in Tucson, Arizona;or protecting our FREEDOMS & CIVIL RIGHTS in our beautiful though besieged kkkuntry, the good ole U.S. of A; And even in the interests of the international community!

In TristaLand, there’s somethin’ for Everybody! πŸ™‚ Whether I win as your US Senator ; #ArizonaGovernor – or BOTH races! – I’m gonna be the best representative any of u has never had!

I started this website to connect with everyone – without the constant interference of censors on other websites; trump trolls paid for w/our tax dollar to shut is down & shut us up! The powers that be DEFINITELY don’t want any STRONG, principled, outspoken women like me to have their say! Too upsetting to the corporatist pigs & racist bigots! I vow: ZERO TOLERANCE FOR GOP TRAITORS AND TERRORIST BIGOTS!And #Justice4Jan6! Every day we don’t #LockTrumpUp, the more emboldened these nefarious fake-triots are! PS: FBI – tRump’s FBI! – determined the NUMBER ONE SECURITY THREAT HERE IN USA : WHITE SUPREMACISTS!

After my Twitter & Facebook accounts were suspended for getting out the vote for #PresidentSanders – twice! – I needed a more reliable way to keep in touch with my friends, family & international social & creative network that I’ve built up whilst traveling the world for the past 20+ years.

I needed this site to develop a new, updated online ‘portfolio’ of sorts about my various, illustrious ‘10,000 projects’. This site is a place, an imaginative space where I can safely tinker, work on, develop — without anyone else’s input or distractions – my political platforms & showcase my artwork.

I needed a place to store all my blistering, brilliant tweets & posts on Instagram (@trista4Congress) calling out corrupt public officials, for example. This kkkriminal administration has an annoying habit of besetting us all with their online army of trolls, which they no doubt fund with OUR taxpayer dollars, to intimidate & harass & censor & shutdown the public debate as much as possible.

I’m a student – hopefully one day a master – of the pressure campaign. We must shame a lot of these horrible people out of office. Like Dulce Sloan of The Daily Show with Trevor Noah said about exes you wanna get rid of – make it so he wants to leave!

If you don’t already know all about me, you can read me bio here, or on LinkedIn. It’s huge. I’ve been told my resume ‘is a good read’, so enjoy that! πŸ™‚

I plan to ‘store’ & catalogue my art from past exhibitions & chronicle upcoming political cartoons here as well. Who knows, maybe someday the New Yorker will finally get it together & publish my sh+te. They’ve turned down some of my greatest poetry – like ‘once i’m there’. But poetry is fairly impossible to publish these days, anyway, like my bud, Prof. Chomsky, told me. Poetry used to be a mainstay of most magazines. There was a lot of crap out there!

However, my poetry has found a home in my musica; which I will also publish here, because, as me Bandmatey Will says, “Music is free”! Music, like information wants to be free.

SO WELCOME! If you enjoy this archive of my artistic contributions to date, to the literary, poetic & noetic arts, please feel free to sign my guestbook & leave me your blessings/endorsements! I accept NO CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION$, because that is a form of institutionalized bribery. If you want to read more about my progressive campaigns for change, read my platforms.

Q: Hey Trista, who are some of your favorite literary influences?

A. Thanks for asking! You know, when I was a kid, one of my 1st jobs was a library clerk while I was staying with my grandparents 6 mos, in Monroe, CT. I was really struck by James Thurber, the humourist & cartoonist for the New Yorker. George Carlin. I could do something like that. I enjoy reading back over my comedy writings, most of all. Thanks to an old Everett High School AP English teacher, Mr. Bryant Merrick, Thanks to his scholarship, I really was inspired to read all the classics. I went about it systematically, through the entire list of works in Cliffs Notes. He recommended Jane Eyre to me; he chose wisely. I loved reading all the Bronte sisters; I’ve actually visited their parsonage in England. I also loved studying the works of Shakespeare, the language. Also – The Hunger, Knut Hamsen – I identified with the hungry writer, the seeker. Henrik Ibsen – Hedda Gabler, a Norwegian tragedy about the epic soul of women, being trapped in & stifled by social conventions. The Americans in Paris, especially F. Scott Fitzgerald; some Hemingway – though he was a bit over-rated. Dali’s writings are hilarious, I love him. Herman Hesse, Siddartha & Steppenwolf. These are the best writers, I think. I would put them all on a required reading list for young people in America. Catcher in the Rye, haunting. Death of a Salesman teaches us money ain’t everything, & competition can kill you, literally.

FUN FACT: Someone else pointed this out to me: I, TRISTA diGenova-CHANG INVENTED THE BLOG! It was in about 1996-7 – I was dating a webmaster who taught me the tricks of the HTML trade. I published an On The Road-like travelogue, before ever reading that, other ‘Beat’ classic. It was a woman’s travel & psychological journey across America: The Amazin’ Amazon, my 1st book! In fact, there’s a copy in the Library of Congress! πŸ™‚

BTW, if yer a member of the Press lookin’ for more AWESOME NEWSTIPS –> head to my Newsbriefs area! I plan to send out at LEAST one newsbrief (press statement, basically) every day. Often they are based on my pressure campaigns of many stripes.

Currently, I’m waging several legal battles at once, which I chronicle in my podcast, ‘STICK IT TO THE MAN w/Trista SHOW’, on Apple/Spotify/Anchor! Check it out, man! It is comedy & thought-provoking political commentary, all rolled into one! Shoutout to Mike Moore (mmflint) for the Rumble podcast inspiration! Much love & respect, brother!

WRITE ME IN FOR SHERIFF – TRISTA CHANG – Nov. 3rd! & WRITE ME IN FOR PIMA COUNTY RECORDER, WHILE YER AT IT! Heehee! Wouldn’t THAT be FUN to see how pissed off those arseholes would be / to lose — both of them — to a hyper-progressive, super-cool WOMAN Sheriff Candidate, like me — Trista CHANG! lol! They woulda spent all that money on their campaigns, for nothin’! Cuz NOTHIN’ is what they SHOULD get!

Most of our ‘elected leaders’ are, unfortunately, WHOLLY UNFIT TO SERVE THE PUBLIC, imho! I or most Americans out there – even random ones – would be a great substitution for literally ANY GOP members of congress or the executive out there!

So – If you’d like to hang out sometime w/me whilst I shovel horsesh+t on my idyllic eco-ranch, go to my podcast, STICK IT TO THE MAN w/Trista SHOW! If it is lively discussion & animated & thought-provokin’, scintillatin’ convo/discourse you seek, I’m yer woman! Always happy to please, and oblige for my friends, at least! /

And we’re all AMERICANS, don’t you forget it!

PS: Why the HELL should we believe in ‘Party’? Cuz they shore as heck don’t believe in me!

And I accept NO PAC $, or $ at all, from ANYBODY! /Because that is just institutionalized bribery! / Don’t you agree? πŸ™‚ /Politics should be about IDEAS, not Money!

Finally, all good people: PLEASE RUN YERSELVES! That is the ONLY way we can surely take back our own kkkuntry! Peace & Keep the Faith, Amerikkka! #25thAmendmentNow!

And if you don’t know, now ya know: Elect me Sheriff Aug4 – TRISTA CHANG! – & We shall get the MOST ENJOYABLE TASK: #LockThemAllUP! πŸ™‚

TRISTA2020 ~ CHANG-4-CHANGE !

What I’m doin’ here – SHOVELIN’ HORSESH+T – I intend to do for OUR local law enforcement/WRITE ME IN – TRISTA CHANG, or just TRISTA is ok! -for Sheriff, PimaCountySheriff, Aug.4!

The analogy of SHOVELIN’ SH+T symbolizes all the crap I’ll be cuttin’ through! That’s right, I’ll be pushin’ ’round which makes me, I believe, THE MOST PROGRESSIVE SHERIFF CANDIDATE in the Country!
ENORMOUS, steamin’ piles of BS – red
OVERNIGHT, I will #endpolicebrutality & cut through tape, incompetence, corruption, croneyism, & stand up for ALL OUR RIGHTS in this broken & racist ‘criminal injustice’ system.

I’ll gladly Abolish ICE & set free #kidsincages! I’m pro-#BLM & will #defundthepolice – reallocate OUR taxpayer $ toward behavioral & mental health services – ALL w/ fun-lovin’ dedicated & cheerful (& of course BRILLIANT!) professionalism!

Read more about how I plan to clean up the Pima County Sheriffs Department in Campaign Platforms or, if yer too Lazy to read all that, you can listen to my state-of-the-art, cutting-edge podcast: STICK IT TO THE MAN w/Trista SHOW! SO GOOD IT’S SUPPRESSED!

PS: Give ya a hint: THERE WILL BE NO MORE #POLICEBRUTALITY under a CHANG ADMIN! I support #BLMTucson & the #Samaritans, as well! & guess what, once the deputies under my command get over their sexist ‘tudes, they’re gonna LOVE ME, cuz I’m gonna make THEIR job safer, more enjoyable & prestigious & better-paid, too!

CHANG-4-CHANGE!

LEADERSHIP

Trista has served as a leader in education, diplomacy & public advocacy, that have altered the course of the country – in a good way, not like a malevolent Trump way!

EXPERIENCE

Trista’s experience as writer/educator & public interest advocate puts her in a unique position to lead the country back to f’n normalcy.

CAJONES

Trista CHANG has the courage & BALLS to fight Tooth & Nail for the health, safety & welfare of our community & country, bringing the best of what we have to offer together in one AWESOME CHICK!

I run not for fame, but for the people of my community – my home.

– Trista Trampoch Di Genova Chang

Chang 4 Change

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