Here’s me – TRISTA4SHERIFF2020, shovelin’ horsesh+t on my eco-ranch, an activity that serves as an apt analogy to what I’m gonna do to the Pima County Sheriffs Department, in the public interest, when y’all VOTE FOR ME FOR SHERIFF Aug. 4 & Nov. 3, 2020: I’m a write-in candidate thanks to covid & shifty GOP lawyers who blocked my ballot access: my lawsuit CHANG v. BENNY WHITE is currently in the AZ Supreme Court!
ABOUT ME: A SHORT BIO: Briefly, I am a public advocate, a well-traveled foreign language teacher a Berkeley & Oxford-educated ‘scholar & a gentlewoman’; a versatile and epic, hilarious comedy writer; legal ingenue of a researcher in the public interest; an internationally recognized artist of some renown (described as ‘a Lady Picasso’), musician & music publisher of some 20+ albums; an award-winning ‘MMJ’ (multimedia journalist); & founder/editor-in-chief of the famous-in-Taiwan Wild East magazine. I’m an aspiring pro bono civil/human rights lawyer & Physician/Psychotherapist for Doctors Without Borders, currently write-in candidate for Pima County Sheriff – WRITE ME IN FOR SHERIFF AUG. 4 – ‘TRISTA’ – IF YOU WANT #Justice4ALL !
Wanna see a bunch of early newsbriefs in my campaign for sheriff? In this puppy, I will stuff the backlog of press releases I sent to media around the world. So far, nobody seems to be publishing; or maybe all the journalists have been fired?
Wanna see some political cartoons that nobody will publish? 🙂 Past artwork?
Peruse my campaign platforms here for: Pima County Sheriff 2020; Arizona Governor 2022 v. Doug Douchey; VP/President of The United States on the Progressive Party ticket!
FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA: I dare you! On Facebook (oh yeah, that was suspended, by Trump!); No matter, you can still find me as TRISTA4SHERIFF2020 on Instagram; Twitter; Tiktok; & OK Cupid (Oh, that was suspended, by me!)
CAN’T GET ENUFF OF ME? Me, either! 🙂 Check out my deadly podcast, STICK IT TO THE MAN SHOW w/Trista4SheriffAug4 on Anchor/Apple/Spotify etc! These #political comedy #podcasts are often audio forms of LETTERS TO EDITORS that I write to all the newspapers every day – kinda like I’m self-syndicated or something, but I consider meself a volunteer!
ENDORSEMENTS/’BLESSINGS’ RECEIVED SO FAR: DRs BAKER & HANKIE; JOHN MELLENCAMP; REP. PRAMILA JAYAPAL (She follows me on Twitter!) , PROF. NOAM CHOMSKY (Pending!), MOST CITED SCHOLAR IN THE WORLD; SPIRIT OF REP. JOHN LEWIS, ‘SAINT JOHN’! #BLM Chapters around the World! (Pending!)