My B&B is COOLEST 😎 ON THE PLANET🌍, man👨!

Balls ⚽️🏀 to the SKY 🌌, man, right! #ReikiBnB is proud to be named ‘hottest 🔥 new bed 🛌 & breakfast 🍳’ in the American 🇺🇸 southwest! Where desert🌵meets 🌵 cactus🌵! 😆 It’s an #adventure #getaway; it’s Rock 🪨 Palace, a Rock 🎸 & Roll #palace; more appropriate for #modernday #monks than methheads; a fn healing sanctuary for PLANTS🪴, ANIMALS🦒 & PEOPLE – in that order!! 🦄 🌈 ☮️= #REIKISWAIRBnB! #betterhomeandgardens Breakfast 🍳 is farm-fresh eggs 🍳! From my 🐓; plus, it’s my little private zoo 😂, w/ #exoticbirds; like 👍 peacocks🦚 ? Me too! Like fresh-grown organic food 🍱 for breakfast, prepared by world 🌎-renowned #cheftrista! Scallions and other #organic, homegrown veggies 🌶 come from #TristadiGenova’s own private garden – an #OxfordUniversity- & #TMU-educated #anthropologist & ethnobotanist; w/commendation by Taiwan 🇹🇼 MOI (Minister of the Interior) for her field guide to #indigenous & #medicinalplants 🌱 in remote Aboriginal villages in #HsinchuCounty & ##PingtungCounty, Taiwan 🇹🇼 PERSONALLY, I’D RATHER BE IN TAIWAN !! So this place is my recreation of Taiwan 🇹🇼 Paradise- subtropical, lush environment; primordial in hue! So far, people often think of Hawaii when they are here! Check it & book 📖 it, literally! For next 3-6 mos, my new chief of construction 🚧, a former #desertstormveteran🇱🇷 , is helping turn the place into premier desert 🌵 oasis & #Ecoresort; a #permaculturedesign #paradiseexperiment; #ReikiSW is a healing sanctuary for all; but only by private appointment & only those who can pass soft background check! 😆 #funny #haha #lol #dogsofinstagram CREDIT to animal actors: This #dogstargram is HANK; aka ‘Hankie’ ; Dr Hankie; Dr Baker’s protégée. He’s a one-dog battalion! 😆